Zack Freeman was a regular boy. But when he wakes up one night to find his butt dancing on the windowsill, everything changes. I decided to read this book because it had the funniest title I had ever seen. When I saw it, I said to myself, “Does anybody really read books about butts anymore?” With that, I sat down and began to read. All characters of this book give you the creeps. The protagonists of this novel would most likely include Zack Freeman (a boy who really just wants his butt back), Eleanor (a girl with anger management issues), and the B-Team (consisting of the Kicker, the Smacker, and the Kisser). The reader already instantly knows that the antagonists of this book are… the butts! Pretty obviously, when you look at the book, you just know that the antagonists are the butts. There is the one and only Zack’s butt (Zack’s runaway butt), the Great White Butt (the ruler of the butts), and Stenchgantor (you really don’t want to know what he is). At the beginning of this book, Zack is any ordinary, average boy… without a butt. But, when he goes on his quest to find his butt, Zack shapes himself into a real hero (kicking butt, after butt, after butt). The setting takes place in the real world, though the only difference is that butts have minds of their own. There are forests, trees, buildings, and cows in this world of butts. Before Zack can get his butt, sadly, he has to travel across three deadly places. And even worse, he has a time limit. Through all this, the reader is probably wondering, “How is Zack getting through all this?” Zack is only being driven by his butt. This story is about a butt and it’s boy, their friendship and bond with each other, thrown together by the weird madness of the toilet seat.
